10 Reasons Not to Trust a Pit Bull

Jul 28, 2010 by

10 Reasons Not to Trust a Pit Bull

Top Ten Reasons “Vicious” Pit Bulls Can Not Be Trusted

  1. They will steal your spot on the couch while you are up getting popcorn.
  2. They will wag their tail with such exuberance and excitement when you return home that it knocks over everything on your coffee table.
  3. They will jump on your bed with muddy feet.
  4. They will excitedly welcome and lick visitors with an uncontrolled passion only they understand.
  5. They will cause children to smile (and most likely want to ride them around the house like a pony).
  6. They will make you feel horrible for not walking them by looking at you with deep sad eyes and poking you with their nose.
  7. They will look at you like you committed a crime against them if you don’t let them lick your spaghetti bowl.
  8. They will cause wide spread cuddling when you entertain dinner guests.
  9. They will crack you up by shaking their butts so hard you think they are going to snap in half.
  10. They will steal your heart, showing you complete and pure love that only a Pit Bull can show.

There is a reason why these dogs are targets for people who wish to use them for harm – their undying loyalty to their owners.

To really know a Pit Bull, is to love a Pit Bull.

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  1. adam brandrup

    I have had a pit for nine years and have many friends wth them as well. The worst I have ever heard them do was poop by the floor. Or lick my nephew to much! Great owners means great dogs! No if’s or what’s about it. Can’t wait to get a few more. They are companions forever.

  2. KC

    Jan 5, 2012 was very sad day for our family. That was the day our beloved lab/pit mix dog suddenly died. She was almost 13 and she was like our little girl and she knew it. Before we got her, we were fearful of pit bulls as so many others are. Now we know that the only thing to fear is the day you lose her-or him.

  3. I'm right

    YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS!!!

    QUOTE: “PIT BULLS ARE INCREASINGLY REPLACING KNIVES AS THE WEAPON OF CHOICE AMONG GANG MEMBERS, WITH EQUALLY DEADLY RESULTS.”

    • A

      Because you can train a dog to attack someone, cant do that to a knife. And theres a far less chance of harming yourself if you send a dog to do your work. And obviously gang members have a huge standard for themselves, let alone another creature. A dog wants nothing more than to please its owner, even if its beaten into submission.

      “The problem with quotes on the internet, is you never know where they actually came from” -Abe Lincoln

    • Crystal

      Where do you get your quotes? Without a legitimate source, it looks awfully made up. Pit bulls make crappy weapons; human aggression has been purposely bred out of them. Those that ARE trained to be aggressive towards people are done so with abuse so horrifying you can’t even imagine it. Who is the bad guy here?

      Do you also blame the knives? The guns?

  4. Kelly Jo

    All of these things are so true! My Pit Harley is such a lovey cuddle bug even after being used as a bait dog still bearing the horrible scars. I recently had my gallbladder removed and was unable to sleep in my bed because it was uncomfortable (Harley slept in my bed every night with me) so I was forced to stay on the couch. Laying on the floor in between the couch and the table it looked as though he was being my protector. I fell asleep and sure enough woke up to him laying at my feet on the couch. When he saw I was awake he climbed down, got in my face, and gave me many licks as if say “mom, I’m glad you’re okay!”

  5. Becky

    Hehe.. I love this! My baby girl will hop on the bed, get all comfy and look at me like, What?
    Even though she has a huge, plush bed for herself, there’s no other place she’d rather be then cuddling in bed.
    And she knows she gets to lick the bowl when I’m finished eating. But I could leave a juicy steak on the floor and leave for hours, and she would be inched up, nose touching the plate, but the steak would still be there.
    I couldn’t ask for a better dog!

  6. Ashley

    ive grown up with pits and they are the biggest babies and cuddle bugs on the planet they love nothing more then being able to snuggle up next to you on the couch or steal half of your bed of course its only out of love lol

  7. irma ortiz

    MY DAUGHTER HAS A PITBULL AND HE IS AS LOVEABLE AS HE CAN BE ,IS HOW U RAISE THESES DOGS,THEY ALWAYS GETTING A BAD RAP…HE IS SO PLAYFULL AND IS GOOD WITH KIDA ,BUT I DO AGREE HE WILL BITE IF ANY ONE GETS TO CLOSE TO HER AND THE KIDS AND THATS ONLY IN THE CAR…..

  8. Lisamarie Warne

    they will snore loudly and relentlessly throughout the night, while shamelessly occupying the better half of the bed!

    • Shelley LeBlanc

      My pit does all of the top 10 reasons, especially the LOUD snoring, between her and my husband, the snoring is deafening, lol. People need to educate themselves, it’s not the breed, it’s the stupid, irresponsible people that are causing the problems!

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