10 Reasons Not to Trust a Pit Bull
Top Ten Reasons “Vicious” Pit Bulls Can Not Be Trusted
- They will steal your spot on the couch while you are up getting popcorn.
- They will wag their tail with such exuberance and excitement when you return home that it knocks over everything on your coffee table.
- They will jump on your bed with muddy feet.
- They will excitedly welcome and lick visitors with an uncontrolled passion only they understand.
- They will cause children to smile (and most likely want to ride them around the house like a pony).
- They will make you feel horrible for not walking them by looking at you with deep sad eyes and poking you with their nose.
- They will look at you like you committed a crime against them if you don’t let them lick your spaghetti bowl.
- They will cause wide spread cuddling when you entertain dinner guests.
- They will crack you up by shaking their butts so hard you think they are going to snap in half.
- They will steal your heart, showing you complete and pure love that only a Pit Bull can show.
There is a reason why these dogs are targets for people who wish to use them for harm – their undying loyalty to their owners.
To really know a Pit Bull, is to love a Pit Bull.
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